willsmith420: gwenelizz: Someone please explain to me why Will Smith looks exactly the same as he did in 1989
comesbacktomeburningred: Still waiting for Taylor to release an acoustic album.
How do I sit in my bed for the rest of my life but also become a billionaire at the same time
Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind,...– Will Smith (via jesussbabymomma)
Yahoo bought Tumblr pass it on
antisociallysplendid: deanandcasprofoundlybound: hb-loves-1d-and-pawprints: loki-isblue: mrsmosby-wannabe: relright: thecouscousqueen: kenyabenyagurl: thinksquad: Announcement coming Monday WHAT DOES THIS MEAN I smell ads coming if this is true I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT Passing it on while crying ...
It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
kanyewesticle: it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning
amoying: the bags under my eyes are so heavy because they carry the weight of all my dead hopes and dreams
i don’t even remember like 85% of 2012
george0malley: embarrassing parts of books are a million times worse than embarrassing parts of movies i’ve decided because you can’t look away or cover your face until it’s over you have no choice but to pay attention and endure that secondhand embarrassment with them
someone: what are your plans for the weekend
me: who knows
me: (i know)
me: (i'm not leaving the house)
tyler-hoe-kley: sometimes i watch youtube videos and halfway through i’m like you know what i don’t care and then i close it
channybravo: flure: I hate that feeling when you randomly feel depressed. There is no warning, no apparent reason. It just happens. You feel empty, and you feel hopeless. And you just feel tired. As if you never want to move again. Then when someone asks you what’s wrong, you can’t say because there is nothing that comes to mind. Then you start thinking of what it could be, and you realize just...
this is a formal apology to everyone who’s ever heard my laugh
verysiriuspotterhead: egberts: hudlionunshod: egberts: warhammer-of-cillyhoo: egberts: egberts: my mom finally bought a toaster why did this get notes we’re happy for you its just a toaster Actually it is more than just a toaster; it is a short story. “Finally” denotes anticipation. “My mom” is character development: you have a mom. “Bought a toaster” is the clear...
my-kala: verticurl: I don’t mind being alone, I just hate feeling alone The most accurate thing I’ve ever read
i wish i was cute so that i could take selfies and not want to kill myself
fruitpunchg: “ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand