allmymetaphors:

ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:

i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone. 

The point of the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

the point of pouring a shit ton of ice water over yourself is because when one suffers from amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS) one of the effects the disease has is a numbness throughout the body, as well as struggling to breathe, and both these are meant to temporarily happen when doused in freezing water. It’s to raise awareness of what ALS feels like and encourage donations towards research and cures.

ciggawet:

*swipes debit card*
*sweats profusely*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good

hotboyproblems:

Me on first day of holidays: I’m going to get all my work done quickly and then I can relax for the rest
Me on the last day of holidays: I should probably start that homework now

closetoalmosthere:

When we’re young our parents embarrass us…

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But there gets to be a point where we start to embarrass  them… 

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"There was never butterflies. Just fire."

- Six word poem (b.c)

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

reblog if you like pasta

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what are you trying to pull here dominos

missvodka:

you’ll love this blog 

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wounders:

Genie, I’m- I’m gonna miss you.

“You’re only given one little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.”

Robin McLaurin Williams (July 21, 1951 - August 11, 2014)

these-times-shall-pass:

click for relatable on your dash!

"Happiness is not a constant. Moments of it are fleeting. But they’re worth it."

- Taylor Swift, The Giver Press Conference  (x)

gaystray:

do you ever just smell an old perfume, or hear an old song, or pass an old hangout spot and kinda break inside for a couple minutes

chilled:

*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

CAYLO