ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:
i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone.
the point of pouring a shit ton of ice water over yourself is because when one suffers from amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS) one of the effects the disease has is a numbness throughout the body, as well as struggling to breathe, and both these are meant to temporarily happen when doused in freezing water. It’s to raise awareness of what ALS feels like and encourage donations towards research and cures.
*swipes debit card*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good
Me on first day of holidays: I’m going to get all my work done quickly and then I can relax for the rest
Me on the last day of holidays: I should probably start that homework now
When we’re young our parents embarrass us…
But there gets to be a point where we start to embarrass them…
reblog if you like pasta
what are you trying to pull here dominos
Genie, I’m- I’m gonna miss you.
“You’re only given one little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.”
—Robin McLaurin Williams (July 21, 1951 - August 11, 2014)
do you ever just smell an old perfume, or hear an old song, or pass an old hangout spot and kinda break inside for a couple minutes